Bored Housewives

Spam Observations #3

A heartfelt plea I received from Kelsey:

I don't usually do this but, how would you like to keep me some company? My lame Husband works night shifts, which makes me very lonely at night.

Personally, I feel sorry for her husband. He's working nights, is disabled and has a wife who's cheating on him. I can't see a happy ending here.