This outside my local church. Nice little picture of a cup of coffee and biscuits. Does God prefer a cappuccino or a flat white, do you think?
Dinner included! God AND dinner! And coffee! Awesome!
How would the conversation go, I wonder? "Hey God, what is it with all these people (who haven't even heard of you) starving to death in The Sudan? How the hell do you work the whole Vengeful/Merciful thing anyway? Must be a real bitch."
Can't imagine it would be an evening of light chat.