My lucky-dip present from my mate Pete at our writing group's annual Christmas meeting was this 'Super High' set of sunglasses. The packaging promises 'Super Amusive Play' and warns 'This Is a Toy!' (just in case you get so Super High that you are tempted to wear them to your next United Nations press briefing).
But the best part is the contents description:
It says at the bottom: 'Specifications colours and contents may vary from illustration.'
Fantastic! They could stick anything in this bag and not get sued.
But I know that the thing you all really want to see is how cool I look wearing them. Oh very well.