Old English Manuscript?
Spam Observations #20
Kerry Webb wrote to me today with the following question:
Let me put it to you in an interview format, like I was being interviewed by, let's say, Vanity Fair:
Kerry: What is OEM software?
Reverend Anaglyph: I have no idea.
Kerry: Why should you care?
Reverend Anaglyph: I don't.
Reverend Anaglyph: Do we get lunch?
Kerry Webb wrote to me today with the following question:
"What is OEM software, and why should you care?"Which is probably the easiest spam I've ever had to process mentally.
Let me put it to you in an interview format, like I was being interviewed by, let's say, Vanity Fair:
Kerry: What is OEM software?
Reverend Anaglyph: I have no idea.
Kerry: Why should you care?
Reverend Anaglyph: I don't.
Reverend Anaglyph: Do we get lunch?
† anaglyph 9:31 PM
17 comments:
Oooh! I know this one: Onions Extra Mayo.
I think the answer is "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a seasame seed bun."
Only Exciting Men. OR, Only Exciting Me, which is the Freudian slip that I was about to leave before I realized the "n" was missing.
Haha.
Evryone nose that those who gard th palaces of evil despots always chant th same thing:
O - E - O! Yo - M!
O - E - O! Yo - M!
So th OEM software aint able t translate "Yo". Whaddya want? Th hole friggin Rosetta Stone?
Often Ejaculate Masturbating
'Nuff said
Occasionaly Ejackulate Masterbatin. I hate bein predicktabl.
Only Eat at Maccas?
Now onta th nex question: "Why shoud you care?"
Anser: Cause some or anothr o th precedin sugjestions jus mite be incorect.
Or, indeed, correct.
BTW thanks a lot everybody. Now Google searches for "McDonalds" & "ejaculation" will all end up at The Cow.
The Horror.
Jam: >>Onions Extra Mayo
They have software for that now?
Again, The Horror.
Not to mention Google searches for "masterbatin".
Sorry Reverend, but what is a Cold Weather Landing Exercise? Is it a common exercise for cows?
Onions Extra Mayo is indeed feature-rich software, typically used as optional extensions to complement other products. Though like most software it can end up being shelfware.
Or even vaporware.
Pil, just google the term "Cowlex". I think the Reverend might have a trademark infringement case building.
2 weeks, 4 days before someone asked! Yippee.
jmf: I don't think the military can hold trademarks. Anyway, They don't want to tangle with The Cow's legal department. We all saw how that turned out for Dan Brown.
RaJ: So, like, if I go to the right place I can download this to my laptop? Sounds kinda messy...
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