Sunday, February 19, 2006

The Mini Panther

I know you're all wanting to know how Glitch is getting along. Well, I feed him a small child every few days and that seems to do the trick. I now have a chair and a whip and a nice red coat with gold buttons. We'll be touring the show as soon as I finish welding the bars on his cage.


Anonymous Universal Head said...

Looks like some devil-spawned cross between cat and spider. Yoinks!

February 19, 2006 10:18 PM  
Blogger Joey Polanski said...

Pretty soon only a child of ... well ... of YER SIZE will be all thatll satisfy him!

Advice: You be Siegfried. Get somone else t be Roy.

February 20, 2006 2:09 AM  
Blogger Joe Fuel said...

I just love it when your beloved pet decides they're going to get a taste of man-flesh. There's just that ever-enjoyable tingling sensation...

ah, good times.

February 20, 2006 3:05 AM  
Anonymous anne arkham said...

I'll worry about the whip and the chair and the welding. You just concentrate on getting us pictures of that coat.

February 20, 2006 7:13 AM  
Blogger Leon of Leichhardt said...

Perhaps soon you can bring him round to some difficult peoples homes I know and allow him to eat them for dinner?

February 20, 2006 9:35 AM  
Anonymous Cissy Strutt said...

How did you get the sparks in his eyes?

February 20, 2006 11:11 AM  
Blogger Chickie said...

Once they get the taste of blood nothing else will satisfy them. You better get one of those shark-bite proof gloves to wear during your act.

February 20, 2006 1:47 PM  

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