Sunday, February 05, 2006

God Creates the Cockroaches


Blogger Joey Polanski said...

"An th Lord God said: 'Let there be lice.' An there was lice."

February 06, 2006 7:44 AM  
Blogger jedimacfan said...

Blessed are the cheese makers.

February 06, 2006 8:59 AM  
Blogger Radioactive Jam said...

Sure, that's the commonly accepted translation. Closer study reveals something darker, more disturbing: "...[created] the cockroach." Singular.

February 06, 2006 11:04 AM  
Anonymous Pil said...

I wonder if God created cartoonists too?

February 06, 2006 4:28 PM  
Anonymous weird and anonymous said...

Correction: Those are cucarachas. For certain females among homo sapiens, they are known to produce the heebeejeebees. The heebeejeebees, of course, can cause the eeks and the jumps and the never-coming-backs. In addition, they make for hours of entertainment when tied to a three- or four-foot piece of sewing thread (before the evolution of the video game, that is). Amazing critters.

February 07, 2006 11:36 AM  

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