Correction: Those are cucarachas. For certain females among homo sapiens, they are known to produce the heebeejeebees. The heebeejeebees, of course, can cause the eeks and the jumps and the never-coming-backs. In addition, they make for hours of entertainment when tied to a three- or four-foot piece of sewing thread (before the evolution of the video game, that is). Amazing critters.
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"An th Lord God said: 'Let there be lice.' An there was lice."
Blessed are the cheese makers.
Sure, that's the commonly accepted translation. Closer study reveals something darker, more disturbing: "...[created] the cockroach." Singular.
I wonder if God created cartoonists too?
Correction: Those are cucarachas. For certain females among homo sapiens, they are known to produce the heebeejeebees. The heebeejeebees, of course, can cause the eeks and the jumps and the never-coming-backs. In addition, they make for hours of entertainment when tied to a three- or four-foot piece of sewing thread (before the evolution of the video game, that is). Amazing critters.
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