Well, RJ, that is a turn up for the books. As always, we at The Cow are grateful for cow news across the globe, no matter how seamy it may be. I believe the Colombia branch of The Cow legal department has sprung into action and is advancing a motion that the unfortunate ungulate be released forthwith.
After all one is forced to call into question the credibility, indeed even the sanity, of a police spokesman who reasons:
"If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"
TCA Moral: Don't run afoul of the police in Colombia; that Marching Powder screws up your wits.
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Apologies for this essentially off-topic question... any chance the inscrutable Cow managed to reach Colombia?
Well, RJ, that is a turn up for the books. As always, we at The Cow are grateful for cow news across the globe, no matter how seamy it may be. I believe the Colombia branch of The Cow legal department has sprung into action and is advancing a motion that the unfortunate ungulate be released forthwith.
After all one is forced to call into question the credibility, indeed even the sanity, of a police spokesman who reasons:
"If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"
TCA Moral: Don't run afoul of the police in Colombia; that Marching Powder screws up your wits.
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