Monday, March 13, 2006

Aliens Ate My Cow



I've been meaning to write something about the eerie phenomenon of Alien Cattle Abduction for some time (because you know this will be a subject of continued concern here at The Cow), and now Radioactive Jam has stumbled across some breaking news in Canada. Visit this site and find out all about the unsettling facts that governments are hiding from us!


Thanks RaJ, and thanks Canadian Milk Board for doing something funny with advertising for a change.

7 comments:

Blogger Joey Polanski said...

If aliens stoppd abductin cows, then th Milky Way woud dry up.

March 13, 2006 12:34 PM  
Anonymous anne arkham said...

Do the give the cows anal probes?

March 13, 2006 2:14 PM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

Joey: That's right! Then what the hell would we use the Big Dipper for?

Anne Arkham: Sheesh. I've already got people visiting my site from Googling 'man having sex with cow' and 'see him squirt on a cow' (really), and now I'm going to get alien perverts looking for cow anal probes.

March 13, 2006 2:21 PM  
Blogger jedimacfan said...

Anaglyph Said: Sheesh. I've already got people visiting my site from Googling 'man having sex with cow' and 'see him squirt on a cow' (really), and now I'm going to get alien perverts looking for cow anal probes.

Yes, but in my defense, I was really drunk. And I'm glad I did find your site, no matter how I stumbled across it.

March 13, 2006 10:09 PM  
Blogger Radioactive Jam said...

I just checked, your site would be the second in google's database with that phrase-- ah, crap! By checking I've now added the following Sponsored Links to my permanent search history record:
"Discreet Anal Toy Store" -- Butt Plugs, Beads, How To Videos
100% Discreet Shipping & Billing. www.TooTimid.com

And...
"Florida - Anal Probes" -- Looking for Anal Probes Info in Florida? Find it here!
www.local.com

I think I need to go wash my eyeballs. And purge my search-cache...

(apparently there's no cow-enabled related links. Yet.)

March 14, 2006 12:36 AM  
Anonymous anne arkham said...

That's what aliens do when they abduct someone/something. Everybody knows that.

March 14, 2006 10:03 AM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

Of course everyone knows they do it. The question is who knows why they do it?

March 14, 2006 10:13 AM  

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