Tuesday, November 29, 2005

The Screaming Saw and the Savage Tree



The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~

#8: The Screaming Saw and the Savage Tree.

It was inevitable that sooner or later SGM was going to get his hands on a chainsaw, right?

Sigh.


Thanks go to Radioactive Jam for spotting SGM in this adventure...

8 comments:

Blogger Joey Polanski said...

(th fine print) "Theres only so much good a hardhat can do fer ya, pellethead."

November 29, 2005 11:31 AM  
Anonymous anne arkham said...

Was he holding the chainsaw by the blade?

November 29, 2005 3:40 PM  
Blogger Joe Fuel said...

"Never attempt to stop the chain with hands, feet, or genitalia."

November 29, 2005 3:42 PM  
Blogger jedimacfan said...

Joey, I don't think it's a hard hat. It looks like it scared the mullet right off the guy.

November 29, 2005 9:47 PM  
Blogger Radioactive Jam said...

I can't tell if the tree is snarling or laughing. Joe - you actually read the directions, eh? Most people don't.

Apparently.

November 30, 2005 4:48 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

The tree looks more hurt than the guy. The tree isn't even touching him. He's making a big deal out of nothing, I say.

Let's not forget trees have feelings.

November 30, 2005 12:10 PM  
Blogger anaglyph said...

Anne Arkhan: Yeah, it kinda looks like that. It's not the stupidest thing SGM can do with a chainsaw though, as we shall see in future episodes...

Joe: Good safety tip. I'll try and keep it in mind.

Jen: I dunno. That tree looks pretty vicious to me. I bet SGM was just trying to let it know its place...

November 30, 2005 11:54 PM  
Anonymous Vox said...

It almost looks like he's an innocent bystander to a massacre by an independently operating crazed chainsaw.

A possesed tool. I guess it happens to everyone.

SGM fared better with the tree than he did trying to wander his way into Singapore's water treatment plant. There he just gets shot in the chest by a Simple Graphic Soldier.

December 01, 2005 6:40 AM  

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